Cops hunt for man caught on camera performing jaw-dropping sex act with cucumber in DC McDonald’s store owner snaps on prankster Man discovers he’s been paying wrong utility bill for up to 18 years Illinois man stabbed victim over peanut butter, court told Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida man accused of operating excavator while drunk Ugly Side Effects of Eating Too Much Ranch Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
The woman who started the rumor of pets being eaten claims she regrets it. Man steals pickup truck after seeing a bag of Fritos sitting on the front seat that he just couldn’t resist Cops bust furious NYC driver accused of stealing tow truck with own pickup attached Illinois family accidentally creates blazing inferno with…
Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at a South Bend Dollar Tree Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
A man beaten with a bat for taking too much nacho cheese New videos appear to show Edgewater’s underage mayor drinking Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Sneeze in the Shower Reveals What’s Been Stuck Up Nose for 25 Years Fiery clash erupts at Australian dog park over unleashed pet: ‘Call the cops’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man nearly chokes on crack cocaine baggy he tried to swallow during arrest in Plainfield Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Woman accused of stealing casket with body inside from funeral home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘Nice car bro’: Driver punched in face after complimenting man’s car in Florida Lousiville City Schools drops ‘offensive’ gesture from band performance Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida doctor who didn’t wear hearing aids during colonoscopy couldn’t hear patient yelling, state health officials say Police looking for ‘Porch Pooper’ after man seen defecating on same porch multiple times Homeowners Association issues cease-and-desist over children playing sports in grassy field Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here