Dumbass News: Thursday September 12th

Dumbass News: Thursday September 12th

A man beaten with a bat for taking too much nacho cheese New videos appear to show Edgewater’s underage mayor drinking Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 10th

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 10th

Sneeze in the Shower Reveals What’s Been Stuck Up Nose for 25 Years Fiery clash erupts at Australian dog park over unleashed pet: ‘Call the cops’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday September 9th

Dumbass News: Monday September 9th

Man nearly chokes on crack cocaine baggy he tried to swallow during arrest in Plainfield Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News:  Friday September 6th

Dumbass News: Friday September 6th

Woman accused of stealing casket with body inside from funeral home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday September 5th

Dumbass News: Thursday September 5th

‘Nice car bro’: Driver punched in face after complimenting man’s car in Florida Lousiville City Schools drops ‘offensive’ gesture from band performance Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday September 4th

Dumbass News: Wednesday September 4th

Florida doctor who didn’t wear hearing aids during colonoscopy couldn’t hear patient yelling, state health officials say Police looking for ‘Porch Pooper’ after man seen defecating on same porch multiple times Homeowners Association issues cease-and-desist over children playing sports in grassy field Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 3rd

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 3rd

Wells Fargo employee found dead at her desk days after she last clocked into work, authorities say She just drove over our mailbox’: Bodycam, 911 calls show DUI arrest of Naples mayor Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday August 16th

Dumbass News: Friday August 16th

Son shot father in the face over argument about his ‘stinky feet’: cops Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday August 14th

Dumbass News: Wednesday August 14th

Defendant Could Get 558 Days in Jail for Contempt After Telling Mich. Judge, ‘Kiss My A–‘ A car plowed through her Manassas property. She says the driver offered $50K not to call police. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 13th

Dumbass News: Tuesday August 13th

Polk County man stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car Phone retailer employee texts himself nude photos from customer’s phone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here