Dumbass News: Thursday, October 17th

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 17th

Ohio officer ‘attacked’ by giant inflatable pumpkin Florida man accused of trying to steal generator that powered traffic light after Hurricane Milton Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 16th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 16th

Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up THE FART ALONG This 71-year-old pole dancer defies expectations — and gravity — in age-obsessed L.A. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 15th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 15th

Frontier Airlines passenger rants she’s ‘president’ after pilot wouldn’t turn back for her forgotten phone Pet Lovers Doing ‘Cat-aoke’ at Cat Convention Is a Whole New Kind of Vibe Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, October 14th

Dumbass News: Monday, October 14th

Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With “Forcibly” Thrown Cheeseburger Hot-air balloon strikes and collapses radio tower in Albuquerque during festival Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, October 11th

Dumbass News: Friday, October 11th

Video shows drunk dad dragged under car while allegedly teaching 9-year-old son how to drive Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 10th

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 10th

Texas Teachers Under Investigation For Allegedly Giving Students Sleep-Aid Stickers Sir, this is a roller coaster. Car insurance dings driving score for man riding The Beast Man Straps Down His Home as Milton Arrives in Florida Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News:  Wednesday, October 9th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 9th

Woman Jailed After Cops Mistake Her SpaghettiOs Pasta for Meth Pair sentenced after being found with ketamine-filled Kinder Eggs in their bums at Creamfields Washington state woman’s yard invaded by more than 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 8th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 8th

How a man ended up on the hood of a car at a St. Pete drive thru Here Are Perry Farrell’s Isolated Vocals From Just Before the Jane’s Addiction Onstage Fight Stolen Vienna Sausages lead to GA nursing home resident being stabbed in the chest Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, October 4th

Dumbass News: Friday, October 4th

Man chops-up own penis and stores severed parts in jar of snow after eating ‘magic’ mushrooms Italian woman’s thick tongue earns world record Drunk Man Crashes Car, Flees In Police Car While Handcuffed: Troopers Video Shows Young Girl Drinking from What Looks Like Beer Can at Texas Football Game Woman Asks for Divorce After 40…

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 3rd

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 3rd

Influencer is labelled ‘dumb’ for pulling dangerous camping stunt during hurricane Principal arrested for ‘being drunk’ at student dance and inappropriately touching girls on dance floor Chicago cop runs for cover as tow trucks collide rushing to car wreck Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here