Mass. man allegedly kills ‘sneezing’ elderly roommate for being ‘too close’ to Thanksgiving dinner he was cooking ‘Dog names’ for babies is the next big baby-naming trend Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 26th
Mother shoots daughter outside McDonald’s in Miami-Dade’s Pinewood neighborhood 10-year-old calls 911 for help with math homework Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, November 25th
MS man accused of booby-trapping no-parking sign with razors Towson restaurant owner describes horrific attack after confronting group of urinators Michigan man flees deputy on lawn mower, shoots himself in hand while being tased Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, November 22nd
How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper Man who spent $6.2 million on banana duct-taped to wall says he’s going to eat it Serial molester with foot fetish gets jail time again after drawing smiley faces on woman’s toes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, November 21st
6-year-old locked in clothes dryer at laundromat as punishment, 3 arrested Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 20th
Villager’s son sentenced for ‘jiggling’ his genitals at hospital 132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 19th
Man straps 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes to body in smuggling attempt in Peru Hamsters found in suspect’s pants following store break-ins in Hilliard Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, November 18th
Florida man arrested after hurling sausage at his brother: deputies ‘Chart your fart’: Calling Aussies to track flatulence for science Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, November 15th
Florida man convicted after attacking victim with sword during road rage incident Exploding Whale Day now a full-fledged holiday on the Oregon coast. Here’s how to celebrate Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, November 14th
Man Suspected Of Using Fake $25,000 Check Comments On Facebook Post About Himself Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain Guy Launches New Business Where He Shows Up To Workplaces And Reams Out Horrible Bosses Man dies after being run over by his own vehicle outside hardware store Think…