Sound of a guy being attacked by a squirrel Captain Declares Emergency After Passenger Keeps Flicking Lighter: ‘This Is Your Last Chance—I Will Divert The Aircraft” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, March 24th
Person In Mickey Mouse Costume Wanted For Threatening Tourists With A Knife A passenger says a United pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom. Now he is suing Man nearly electrocuted after cutting copper wire, knocking out power in Northeast Philadelphia Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, March 20th
Florida woman arrested for allegedly slicing man’s face open with Pringles can Toddler, 3, Saves Great-Grandma After She Suffers Scary Fall, She ‘Calls Him Her Hero’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 19th
Man chugs beer in stolen ambulance before being arrested by police, authorities say United passenger punches gate agent and knocks him out Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 18th
‘That Ain’t No Crappie.’ Watch This 13-Year-Old Catch a State-Record Largemouth Bass Through the Ice Man seen casually eating pieces of bloody NYC rat corpse in stomach-churning video: ‘What the f–k?’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, March 17th
Florida police officer drops off pizza for delivery worker stymied by 8-foot alligator Children interrupt BBC News interview Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 11th
Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Suffering Ruptured Artery by Picking His Nose Woman Jumped on Car During Road Rage Incident Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, March 10th
4-year-old boy calls 911 on his mom for eating his ice cream: ‘Come get my mommy’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, March 6th
Man arrested in Surfside after odd behavior with ‘Chucky’ doll Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat Man Eats 1 Kilo of Burning Charcoal in a Minute for World Record Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, February 21st
Amazon delivery driver runs over pedestrian A New Waffle House Brawl Has Dropped and This Might Be the Best One of All-Time Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here