Dumbass News: Monday September 23rd

Dumbass News: Monday September 23rd

Man steals Spectrum bucket truck with worker in it, crashes on NC highway Photographer Asks Elementary School Student “Can I Eat Your Soul? Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday September 20th

Dumbass News: Friday September 20th

Salisbury, MA landlord allegedly rammed cabin with bulldozer while tenants were inside Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday September 19th

Dumbass News: Thursday September 19th

Protesters disrupt city council meeting with ping pong balls The world’s angriest cat takes a bath Grandpa celebrating birthday uses leaf blower to blow out his 90 candles Would-be Florida Corvette car thief begs owner to free him after getting trapped inside: ‘Can I get out?’ Riverview substitute teacher arrested for masturbating in classroom during…

Dumbass News: Wednesday September 18th

Dumbass News: Wednesday September 18th

Cops hunt for man caught on camera performing jaw-dropping sex act with cucumber in DC McDonald’s store owner snaps on prankster Man discovers he’s been paying wrong utility bill for up to 18 years Illinois man stabbed victim over peanut butter, court told Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 17th

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 17th

Florida man accused of operating excavator while drunk Ugly Side Effects of Eating Too Much Ranch Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday September 16th

Dumbass News: Monday September 16th

The woman who started the rumor of pets being eaten claims she regrets it. Man steals pickup truck after seeing a bag of Fritos sitting on the front seat that he just couldn’t resist Cops bust furious NYC driver accused of stealing tow truck with own pickup attached Illinois family accidentally creates blazing inferno with…

Dumbass News: Friday September 13th

Dumbass News: Friday September 13th

Candles filled with urine spill on 9-year-old at a South Bend Dollar Tree Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday September 12th

Dumbass News: Thursday September 12th

A man beaten with a bat for taking too much nacho cheese New videos appear to show Edgewater’s underage mayor drinking Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 10th

Dumbass News: Tuesday September 10th

Sneeze in the Shower Reveals What’s Been Stuck Up Nose for 25 Years Fiery clash erupts at Australian dog park over unleashed pet: ‘Call the cops’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday September 9th

Dumbass News: Monday September 9th

Man nearly chokes on crack cocaine baggy he tried to swallow during arrest in Plainfield Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here