Japanese supermarket launches drinkable mayonnaise Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, December 9th
Crews rescue Santa Claus stuck on the side of building during holiday event Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, December 6th
Naked teacher caught inside elementary school with sex toys, drugs and women’s underwear Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, December 5th
Couple charged after performing botched home circumcision: ‘Did not go as planned’ Pregnant driver calls 911 when brakes fail as she heads toward lake, Illinois cops say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, December 4th
Man charged with stealing shopping cart of Red Bull, leading police on 120 mph pursuit Man accused of shoplifting during ‘Shop With a Cop’ holiday event at Walmart Bizarre moment boy pulls out tooth using pet parrot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 3rd
Wisconsin women unleash primal screams in protest of Trump win Naked Man Clears Out Tolland Restaurant At The Height Of Dinnertime Brat trashes Walmart as adults make excuses for her in wild video: ‘You don’t know what she’s going through!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, December 2nd
Mass. man allegedly kills ‘sneezing’ elderly roommate for being ‘too close’ to Thanksgiving dinner he was cooking ‘Dog names’ for babies is the next big baby-naming trend Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 26th
Mother shoots daughter outside McDonald’s in Miami-Dade’s Pinewood neighborhood 10-year-old calls 911 for help with math homework Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, November 25th
MS man accused of booby-trapping no-parking sign with razors Towson restaurant owner describes horrific attack after confronting group of urinators Michigan man flees deputy on lawn mower, shoots himself in hand while being tased Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, November 22nd
How To Survive Falling Off A Skyscraper Man who spent $6.2 million on banana duct-taped to wall says he’s going to eat it Serial molester with foot fetish gets jail time again after drawing smiley faces on woman’s toes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here