Woman learns fate for killing boyfriend with poison, told she’s lucky prison won’t “serve antifreeze in your iced tea” ‘Extraterrestrial’ gives its first ‘TV interview’ claiming humans are DNA experiments created by aliens called the Nu Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house, police say Man blames severe stomach pain on street food — but nope, it’s just a live cockroach living inside his belly Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘Drunk’ thief steals 100 shoes from sneaker store — but just the right-footed ones Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors’ properties to smell their shoes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Ohio officer ‘attacked’ by giant inflatable pumpkin Florida man accused of trying to steal generator that powered traffic light after Hurricane Milton Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up THE FART ALONG This 71-year-old pole dancer defies expectations — and gravity — in age-obsessed L.A. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Frontier Airlines passenger rants she’s ‘president’ after pilot wouldn’t turn back for her forgotten phone Pet Lovers Doing ‘Cat-aoke’ at Cat Convention Is a Whole New Kind of Vibe Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Handcuffed Man, 73, Hit Officer With “Forcibly” Thrown Cheeseburger Hot-air balloon strikes and collapses radio tower in Albuquerque during festival Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Video shows drunk dad dragged under car while allegedly teaching 9-year-old son how to drive Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Texas Teachers Under Investigation For Allegedly Giving Students Sleep-Aid Stickers Sir, this is a roller coaster. Car insurance dings driving score for man riding The Beast Man Straps Down His Home as Milton Arrives in Florida Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Woman Jailed After Cops Mistake Her SpaghettiOs Pasta for Meth Pair sentenced after being found with ketamine-filled Kinder Eggs in their bums at Creamfields Washington state woman’s yard invaded by more than 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here