Man orders drill from AliExpress, receives printed photo of drill instead ‘It wasn’t me’: Florida woman accused of throwing brick into ex-husband’s window Man Has 3-Inch Chopstick Stuck Behind Eyeball, Doesn’t Notice for Three Weeks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘I’m God of this bus’: Hartland school bus driver could face felony charges Sisters In Church Melee Over Dad’s Eulogy Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man arrested for driving over 130 MPH, DUI in Norwich Las Vegas ice-cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle as deportation raids unfold Florida man dressed in dog onesie facing 13 charges after fleeing troopers Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man who only ate cheese, beef and sticks of butter for 8 months suffers shocking side effect TikTok of man using baby to clear snow off car leads to investigation, Texas cops say Florida deputy tried to sneak 60 MDMA pills onto cruise ship in Skittles bags Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit…
Canadian Man’s Icy Circumcision Caused by Bad Behavior, Video Shows Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Mississippi lawmaker introduces ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Costco shoppers brawl over coveted Pokémon cards inside LA store: ‘Get the f–k off of me’ Wild video shows arsonist set themself on fire trying to burn down barber shop Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Woman handcuffed son to oil tank as punishment for eating too many hot dogs, officials say Florida woman carrying tote that says ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’ arrested for trafficking meth Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Video shows carjacker drive away with owner clinging to hood of car in Kansas City Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Air hostess arrested after 1kg of gold was found hidden in rectum as more flight crew probed Toddlers played with dead grandpa’s ashes — and may have eaten them, shocked mom says: ‘The boys got PawPaw!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here