Businessman sues his doctor after botched penis enlargement Florida man sues Dunkin’ over toilet ‘explosion’ that he says left him filthy, injured Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 4th
Food fight! Huge brawls breaks out over undercooked biryani Pet pig sets Pennsylvania home on fire trying to stay warm Couple forced to ‘doo’ the unthinkable after dog gobbles $4K in cash: ‘Only one way to get that money back’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 3rd
Florida mom baffled by bizarre theft: ‘I come home, and my driveway is gone’ Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald’s worker’s head into fryer Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 2nd
Fury as Passenger Reserves Plane Seats With Unusual Method—’Took Advantage’ Furious mom of teen DUI suspect squares up to cop and the pair both end up getting arrested Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, December 14th
Man blows up his apartment trying to kill cockroach Woman Who Has Been Arrested An Astounding 62 Times Just Got Arrested, Again I accidentally burnt my Christmas gift after my husband hid it in the oven Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 12th
California hiker rescued after 7 hours pinned beneath a boulder that weighed at least 6,000 pounds Woman sings gospel songs, urinates on herself after DUI arrest following Florida Keys police chase Man declares he still loves girlfriend who shot him in testicle Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, December 11th
Woman who allegedly stole $800 worth of Barbie toys, led police on high-speed chase arrested Woman shot in jewelry store robbery said, ‘Happy holidays. I don’t want to hurt y’all,’ then unleashed bear spray, owner says Woman caught shoplifting with more than 70 police officers present at ‘shop with a cop’ event Think you have…
Dumbass News: Thursday, December 7th
Woman celebrates 30th birthday at Costco: ‘Cheapest and best birthday dinner yet’ Florida man hurls sausages at older brother during disagreement: police Self-professed healer charged in death of grandmother at ‘slapping therapy’ workshop Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, December 6th
Caught with his pants down: NYC robbery suspect’s colorful underwear help lead to arrest Woman sentenced to fast-food job after hurling Chipotle bowl at worker Fly discovered in man’s colon shocks doctors: ‘This is just unheard of’ Florida man ‘tried to circumcise’ 2-year-old cousin while babysitting, police say Think you have a dumb enough story?…
Dumbass News: Tuesday, December 5th
Woman nearly chokes to death on food — and then swallows toothbrush whole in freak accident Warren Zeiders Brutally Roasted For His National Anthem Performance At Big 12 Championship: “What The Hell Was That?” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here