Burger King Is Hiring ‘Losers’ In This PA Town Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 18th
Man’s body mistaken for Halloween prop; lawn mowed around him Prodigy baby says ‘hello’ at just 6 weeks old Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 17th
Dozens of ‘Full’ Portable Toilets Stolen from Racetrack, Still Missing Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, October 16th
Carnival Cruises passengers sue over claims ‘hundreds’ fell ill with ‘uncontrollable vomiting’ and ‘explosive diarrhea’ on $1,609 Sun Princess voyage Florida woman hurls sausage at gas station cashier during heated argument Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, October 13th
A man with no arms stabbed a tourist in Florida, police say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, October 12th
A man sold his dead mom’s ashes on Facebook for $30 — someone bought them A “Guy” Sings The Entire Orchestra In The “Indiana Jones” Theme Man pulls gun on ‘disrespectful’ McDonald’s customer who refused to buy him a Happy Meal A 104-year-old woman dies before Guinness can confirm her record as oldest skydiver Young…
Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 10th
Man fakes heart attacks to dodge paying the bill in 20 Spanish restaurants Durango woman cited for allegedly attacking mattress mascot NYC retiree pummels Florida man for calling her an ‘Italian bitch’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Dumbass News: Monday, October 9th
Orlando man flashes gun at son’s football game after parents said their son was better than his, police say Man goes to hospital with stomachache — shocked docs retrieve 60 household items from his gut ‘Holy hell!’: NYC rat on hood of car shocks driver Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Dumbass News: Friday, October 6th
Dog captured on traffic camera behind wheel of speeding car, driver fined 77-year-old Viagra Black Market Kingpin Arrested Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.
Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 4th
Man ‘deliberately’ drives car into police station while blasting Guns N’ Roses’ song A wedding officiant makes the biggest mistake. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here.