Cookie Monster-clad duo arrested for robbing a Cape Coral Lowe’s Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, February 15th
Embattled Penn State professor engaged in lewd acts with tree branch and Tootsie Pop in public park: Police Florida woman discovers she has lung cancer after being gored by a bull Florida deputy fires weapon after mistaking sound of acorn hitting patrol car for gunshot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 14th
Methodist church pastor accused of dealing crystal meth out of parsonage Man pulls out knife, clerk pulls out bigger knife in attempted robbery in Tacoma Super Bowl 58 streaker explains why he did it: ‘I was trying to run as I fast I can’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, February 12th
Guinness World Records admits it was too ‘heavy-handed’ in rejecting man’s entry – and gives him the title An Oklahoma judge who sent more than 500 texts during a murder trial resigns Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, February 9th
A South Carolina couple got into two high-speed pursuits in one day.. and that’s not the best part of the story. Police recover over two dozen bags of ice stolen from Vinton County dollar store Columbus man faces charges for shining laser at plane Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, February 8th
Florida Rep. Claims Bears On Crack Cocaine Are Breaking Into Homes And Wants To Legalize Shooting Them Content creator climbs Las Vegas Sphere in shocking scene to ‘raise money’ for homeless pregnant woman Family taunted after ‘Swifty’ porch goose stolen from home after wild teen party Man found in women’s restroom shot and pistol-whipped in…
Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 7th
This Influencer Is Eating Raw Chicken Every Single Day Until He Gets A ‘Tummy Ache’ Squatting squirrel: Liberty police spooked during an intrusion call Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 6th
Toddler gets stuck inside claw machine A man said he injured his back when someone tipped over the portable toilet he was using at Hallack Park in Denver. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, February 5th
Residents left horrified after ‘diaper spa’ where adults can roleplay as babies opens in their town Passenger Puts The Ewwwww In Uber McDonald’s Sued After Big Mac Almost Kills New York Man Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, February 2nd
‘I have to pee:’ Woman who pulled pants down on Orlando flight faces federal charges Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here