‘Hail Satan’: County meeting opens with invocation praising the devil No snakes on a plane: “Emotional support” boa constrictor discovered by TSA Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 18th
A Thief Stole $900, But Slipped on the Ice as He Was Trying to Flee Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking in Portland Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 17th
A pothole brings a guy back to life Ledyard man accused of digging up neighbors’ yard because he believed they were pirates Florida man throws beer can, fires AR-15 rifle after being upset by drivers speeding in his neighborhood Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 16th
Nebraska Cop Calls Out Resident Using Gasoline as a Form of Snow Removal: ‘Our Officers Are on the Way to Talk to You Now’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, January 15th
YouTuber busted for dumping buckets of poo on people’s head Traffic allows police to catch up to thieves accused of stealing designer handbags Man wearing shower curtain robbed Lincoln liquor store, police say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 12th
A Door Dash driver writes an angry note a little too soon Fence installed to prevent theft stolen Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 11th
Russian Singer Gets Military Summons for Wearing a Sock on His Penis Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 10th
A woman sets Guinness world record for doing something with her nose Burglar busted while attempting to use an Uber as a getaway Amateur treasure hunter plunges 130 feet to his death in hole he dug inside his home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 9th
Police arrest naked man who ‘cannonball’ jumped into aquarium at an Alabama Bass Pro Shop ‘Between the cheeks:’ Florida man found hiding meth in his rear after hit-and-run crash Man has to be rescued after getting himself stuck in a large vase at party Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 5th
Businessman sues his doctor after botched penis enlargement Florida man sues Dunkin’ over toilet ‘explosion’ that he says left him filthy, injured Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here