Madonna calls out concertgoer for sitting down during LA show — only to see fan is in a wheelchair Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested in Green Bay, charged with battery Weightlifter ate 39 coins, 37 magnets because he thought ‘zinc helps in bodybuilding’: report Teen sues high school after science teacher brought swords to class and…
Oregon mom grabs world record for largest tongue circumference that’s wider than a soda can Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Naked brawler fends off spiked club attack on LA beach as stunned bystanders film duel Police: Man showed gun to Schnucks employee after being told he had too many items for checkout lane marked 10 items or less Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Hundreds Gather At Candlelight Vigil for Last Hooters in West Virginia America’s new favorite sport? Footage of football being played on ICE that was broadcast in Germany before the Super Bowl goes viral: ‘I am addicted to this’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Australia Doctors Remove Batteries From Man’s Penis After He Shoved Them In For “Sexual Gratification” Florida man has 150 live bugs removed from his nose — and he didn’t even know they were there Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida Man Games rewards fans of pork butts, booze and mullets Mississippi cop fired after being accused of stealing shoes at Dick’s Woman Hurls Christmas Tree, Loses $825K Injury Claim Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Willow Springs man staged farm accident, paid someone to cut off his feet, authorities say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man Mauled To Death After Climbing Into Lion’s Den For A Selfie Couple hold wedding in Kentucky gas station’s ‘disco bathroom’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘I couldn’t help but laugh’: College baseball player hit by pitch 8 times in 9 plate appearances Kilt-wearing pervert is arrested after going into antique stores and shoving items up his rectum before placing them ‘back on the shelf for display’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Adult diaper spa denied zoning permit in Atkinson, New Hampshire over concerns from residents Maggots from rotten fish in overhead bin fall on passenger aboard international Delta flight NYC man caught at border with Burmese pythons in his pants is sentenced, fined Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here