Dumbass News: Friday, November 17th

Dumbass News: Friday, November 17th

An American woman said she was shocked to discover that Alaska isn’t actually an island Winner of $1.35B Mega Millions sues baby mama for allegedly blabbing to family about jackpot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 16th

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 16th

Food delivery driver charged with shooting at customers in California neighborhood 9-year-old mistakes deadly rattlesnake for ‘stuffed animal’ in grandmother’s backyard Rescuers Save ‘Unprepared’ Mountain Hiker Wearing Cotton Hoodie From Summit Snowstorm Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 15th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 15th

NYPD: DoorDash driver arrested for allegedly stealing packages while on delivery runs A Thief blabbed to his Uber driver about how he was on his way to commit a crime ‘Rogue’ workers busted for allegedly running children fight club inside daycare McDonald’s customer flips out at drive-thru window, hurls drinks at staff: ‘Give me some…

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 14th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 14th

DoorDash driver licked woman’s face during delivery, 911 caller says Gospel singer Bobbi Storm faces backlash for singing on a flight after Grammy nomination Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, November 13th

Dumbass News: Monday, November 13th

DoorDash deliveryman caught on camera spitting on food he left outside Miami home Karaoke Host Doesn’t Like Metal Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, November 10th

Dumbass News: Friday, November 10th

Warrant: Man shot firework at helicopter carrying bride, groom to ‘protest’ Cherokee wedding venue Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 8th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 8th

Texas Southern band member punches heckler in the stands, continues playing Florida man whacks acquaintance with hatchet during argument over spilled beer, deputies say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 7th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 7th

‘Lifelong dream’: Mass. man gives out Market Basket chickens to trick-or-treaters on Halloween Anthropologist finds human skull in Florida thrift store’s Halloween section Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, November 6th

Dumbass News: Monday, November 6th

A dad sues hospital after witnessing a C-section. A Poison Control Center Employee Eats a Silica Packet to “Prove a Point” — Um, What? NJ school janitor performed sickening sex acts with cafeteria utensils, poured bleach on students’ food: cops Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here