Dumbass News: Friday, February 2nd

Dumbass News: Friday, February 2nd

‘I have to pee:’ Woman who pulled pants down on Orlando flight faces federal charges Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 1st

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 1st

Florida mom booted from school’s pickup area for promoting her OnlyFans on car Atlanta 911 calls on the rise, number of non-emergency callers causing delays Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 31st

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 31st

Stupid, CrimeCircle K Clerk Battered With Chocolate Egg Pepperoni tossed at NJ woman’s home, car in bizarre vandalism case: ‘As an Italian, it hurts the heart’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 30th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 30th

Disney theme park guests are pooping while waiting on line for rides Kentucky convenience store bathrooms transform into disco clubs Woman Rescued from Garbage Truck in New Hampshire Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, January 29th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 29th

British zoo has new plan to rehabilitate its potty-mouthed parrots Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 26th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 26th

Woman stole Walmart shoppers’ horse and buggy while they were in Michigan store Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 25th

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 25th

Boyfriend busted for dressing in drag to take career exam for girlfriend New driver charged with having a beer while driving to ‘celebrate’ passing road test 20 minutes earlier Prankster busted for taping dead fish to ATMs across city Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 24th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 24th

A suspect spent 20 minutes in a port-o-potty during a standoff with police. A woman pays for a dead hamster to resemble a pole dancer. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 23rd

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 23rd

Man spent days partying before realizing he’d been shot in the head Drones dropping adult toys on rooftops and traffic lights in Oklahoma City spark chaos as cops hunt suspect behind prank Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, January 22nd

Dumbass News: Monday, January 22nd

Elderly Georgia man burns 75% of his body trying to open bag of chips with lighter ‘You got chocolate on your mouth’: DoorDash customer confronts delivery driver who allegedly ate some of her cookies ‘Disbelief’: Thieves cut down 500-foot radio tower to steal copper from it, owner says North Carolina man arrested for shooting Taco…