Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 11th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 11th

Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Suffering Ruptured Artery by Picking His Nose Woman Jumped on Car During Road Rage Incident Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, March 10th

Dumbass News: Monday, March 10th

4-year-old boy calls 911 on his mom for eating his ice cream: ‘Come get my mommy’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 6th

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 6th

Man arrested in Surfside after odd behavior with ‘Chucky’ doll Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat Man Eats 1 Kilo of Burning Charcoal in a Minute for World Record Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, February 21st

Dumbass News: Friday, February 21st

Amazon delivery driver runs over pedestrian A New Waffle House Brawl Has Dropped and This Might Be the Best One of All-Time Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 19th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 19th

Banana arrested after confronting lobster in downtown Athens Shirtless Florida man steals patrol car, carjacks woman in wild chase Workers planned to drink it: 200-year-old ‘witch bottle’ with urine found in Cleethorpes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, February 14th

Dumbass News: Friday, February 14th

Caught on camera: Florida man riding lawn mower crashes into several mailboxes You can marry your cousin in Connecticut, at least for now Woman Arrested And Jailed For Accidentally Scraping Low-Hanging Tree Limb In Parking Lot With Her Car Driver Rear-Ended onto Train Tracks Escapes Crash with Seconds to Spare in Shocking Video Think you…

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 13th

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 13th

Police: Man arrested on drug charge after ‘barking like a dog’ at auto parts store Texas Pony Express Rider Accidentally Clotheslines Himself On A Highway Sign Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 12th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 12th

Terrified Kayaker Stalked By Massive Great White Shark While Fishing Off NZ: ‘Please Don’t Attack Me, Bro’ Whitby woman wants refund after giving psychic over $50,000 to help her fall in love Police find 25 pounds of frozen shrimp hidden in suspect’s shirt: ‘It’s impressive’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 11th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 11th

Wis. Woman Accused of Stabbing Boyfriend in Neck with Kitchen Knife During Dispute Over Wedding Venue Woman stable after 84-year-old in truck runs over her head on Florida beach Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 31st

Dumbass News: Friday, January 31st

Man orders drill from AliExpress, receives printed photo of drill instead ‘It wasn’t me’: Florida woman accused of throwing brick into ex-husband’s window Man Has 3-Inch Chopstick Stuck Behind Eyeball, Doesn’t Notice for Three Weeks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here