Dumbass News: Thursday, August 14th

Dumbass News: Thursday, August 14th

Wild elephant tramples tourist, stripping off their pants, after ignorant selfie attempt Woman thinking she owns a public beach in the US Virgin Islands 2 arrested after child in stroller was transported in back of pickup truck, authorities say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, August 13th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, August 13th

Man Humped a Trader Joe’s Fridge, Then Came the Real Chaos Pilot praised for ‘sassy’ response to ‘ungrateful’ passenger — after crew saved her life: ‘Him being French makes this funnier’ Rapper King Yella Passes Out From Drinking Mid-Interview Two ChatGPTs can’t stop saying goodbye. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 29th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 29th

‘Chuck E. Cheese’ handcuffed and arrested in Florida on charges of using a stolen credit card Must see – mug shot Two arrested, charged following Asheville standoff Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, July 28th

Dumbass News: Monday, July 28th

Serial butt-sniffer arrested again for sticking schnoz in woman’s backside at a Nordstrom Rack Savannah Bananas Player Brutally Face-Plants While Attempting Backflip on CNN Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, July 21st

Dumbass News: Monday, July 21st

Peeved firefighter floods baseball field with fire hose after ball hits his truck, ending game Florida man uses ‘finger guns’ to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say ‘How Are You So Calm??’: Louisiana Woman Can’t Find Her ‘Small’ Dog. Then She Sees Something In the Backyard Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 15th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 15th

Former dispatcher faces charges for ‘cruel’ call made to citizen Pittsburgh group brings back ‘Balls Out Bowling’ nude event Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, July 14th

Dumbass News: Monday, July 14th

Couple accused of having sex while driving a stolen RV intoxicated 2 Illinois youth baseball coaches fired after apparently streaking in front of kids at Cooperstown tournament in New York Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, July 2nd

Dumbass News: Wednesday, July 2nd

Man stabbed mother’s boyfriend 17 times after argument over steaks Nurse Finds Drugs In Florida Man’s Butt During Surgery For A Stab Wound Green Day Invite Fan To Play “Good Riddance,” Eject Him When He Plays “Wonderwall” Instead Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 1st

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 1st

Woman drives through tornado A Storm-Chasing Couple Shares The Story Of A Surprise Marriage Proposal In Front Of A Large Tornado Generous man arranges for money to be dropped from helicopter at his funeral Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, June 30th

Dumbass News: Monday, June 30th

Driver going 115 mph with infant in backseat was recording Snapchat video, troopers say Spider monkey captured in office building break room Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here