Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 5th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 5th

Glastonbury Cops Offer Man A Ride, Then Find Drugs On Him: Report Jack in the Box employee struck by car over missing chicken strip: Police Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, November 4th

Dumbass News: Monday, November 4th

Woman, 22, In Pizza Rage Bust Over “Cold And Uncut” Domino’s Pie Trash-talking Commanders fan takes scary tumble down MetLife Stadium seats in viral video Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their Asses Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 31st

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 31st

Parents’ 90’s Wedding Video: Horse Pee and Farting Incident Woman dies after backing into plane propeller while taking photos Woman reaching for phone gets stuck upside down in boulders Teen driver was doing social media challenge at time of crash, police say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 30th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, October 30th

Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fueled ‘attack squirrel’ faces new charges Golfer arrested after smashing club over another player’s head in shocking video Jaw-dropping video shows woman plow golf cart through restaurant as diners dive out of her way Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 29th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 29th

Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fed ‘attack squirrel’ faces new charges Man bit fingertip off person at wedding; accused enters no contest plea Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, October 28th

Dumbass News: Monday, October 28th

Woman destroys $1,000 worth of strangers’ Halloween decorations Going out with a bang! Family give beloved grandfather an explosive send off by sending his ashes up into the night sky on fireworks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, October 25th

Dumbass News: Friday, October 25th

Florida man found drunk on vehicle’s hood in middle of Clearfield road: Police ‘Empty beer cans’ artwork mistakenly scrapped by museum staff in the Netherlands who thought it was garbage Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 24th

Dumbass News: Thursday, October 24th

She’s Saying A Bakery Ruined Her Gender Reveal After Leaving Her A Voicemail About Her Order San Jose driver used plastic skeleton as passenger for HOV lane Landlord raises stink over $1K fine for foul odor resembling ‘animal waste’ in NYC building: ‘It’s a fart complaint!’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 22nd

Dumbass News: Tuesday, October 22nd

Woman learns fate for killing boyfriend with poison, told she’s lucky prison won’t “serve antifreeze in your iced tea” ‘Extraterrestrial’ gives its first ‘TV interview’ claiming humans are DNA experiments created by aliens called the Nu Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, October 21st

Dumbass News: Monday, October 21st

Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house, police say Man blames severe stomach pain on street food — but nope, it’s just a live cockroach living inside his belly Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here