Dumbass News: Friday, January 20th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 20th

Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell, McDonald’s birthday meal Woman says she got a side of marijuana with her chicken fries at Burger King. Man who felt “sharp pain” while eating Taco Bell discovers someone’s nose ring in his meal Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 16th

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 16th

Worker gets nose ring caught in office chair — leading to wild fire-department rescue caught on video Woman arrested for performing illegal medical procedures at New London home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 15th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 15th

Woman Learned to Take Her Butt Plug Out Before an MRI the Hard Way Man arrested for impersonating police officer Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 14th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 14th

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Trying to Put Penis in Horse’s Nostril OnlyFans’ Bonnie Blue Says She Broke Record Having Sex With Over 1,000 Men in 12 Hours Man clearing ice with propane torch sets fire to home Florida woman pooped on dollar store floor while accomplice stole cleaning products Think you have a dumb…

Dumbass News: Monday, January 13th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 13th

Police searching for man accused of groping women along Denver metro trails Police: Wisconsin man arrested for masturbating in a Piggly Wiggly Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 10th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 10th

Unusual 911 calls of 2024: ‘Mean’ cat, broken washing machine, locked phone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 9th

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 9th

NAKED man is Tasered & left shrieking after going on a late-night street rampage in just his socks 9-year-old’s American flag tattoo sparks debate about tattooing minors Man Trapped In Abandoned Well In Thailand Ignored By Villagers Who Thought He Was A Ghost Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 8th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 8th

Belgium’s food agency pleads with public not to eat their Christmas trees Deputies in Missouri responding to “bananas situation” find monkey in a pink tutu Hooters waitress tries to flirt her way out of DUI stop, calls cop ‘nerd’ when it doesn’t work: bodycam video Telangana ‘Drill’ Man Stops 57 Fans With His ‘Tongue’, Sets…

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 7th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 7th

Texas rapper 2 Low fires gun through his pants during insane on-air interview Accountant hated computer work so much he chopped off his own fingers to avoid work Strip club DJ hospitalized after being stabbed by dancer Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, January 6th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 6th

Connecticut man arrested for yelling profanities near a church while wearing a bike helmet with a sex toy attached to it. California man says ‘I’m the DUI’ during arrest for drunken driving hours into 2025 Bigfoot sighted in Connecticut again Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here