A suspect spent 20 minutes in a port-o-potty during a standoff with police. A woman pays for a dead hamster to resemble a pole dancer. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 23rd
Man spent days partying before realizing he’d been shot in the head Drones dropping adult toys on rooftops and traffic lights in Oklahoma City spark chaos as cops hunt suspect behind prank Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, January 22nd
Elderly Georgia man burns 75% of his body trying to open bag of chips with lighter ‘You got chocolate on your mouth’: DoorDash customer confronts delivery driver who allegedly ate some of her cookies ‘Disbelief’: Thieves cut down 500-foot radio tower to steal copper from it, owner says North Carolina man arrested for shooting Taco…
Dumbass News: Friday, January 19th
‘Hail Satan’: County meeting opens with invocation praising the devil No snakes on a plane: “Emotional support” boa constrictor discovered by TSA Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 18th
A Thief Stole $900, But Slipped on the Ice as He Was Trying to Flee Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking in Portland Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 17th
A pothole brings a guy back to life Ledyard man accused of digging up neighbors’ yard because he believed they were pirates Florida man throws beer can, fires AR-15 rifle after being upset by drivers speeding in his neighborhood Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 16th
Nebraska Cop Calls Out Resident Using Gasoline as a Form of Snow Removal: ‘Our Officers Are on the Way to Talk to You Now’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, January 15th
YouTuber busted for dumping buckets of poo on people’s head Traffic allows police to catch up to thieves accused of stealing designer handbags Man wearing shower curtain robbed Lincoln liquor store, police say Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 12th
A Door Dash driver writes an angry note a little too soon Fence installed to prevent theft stolen Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 11th
Russian Singer Gets Military Summons for Wearing a Sock on His Penis Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here