Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 7th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 7th

This Influencer Is Eating Raw Chicken Every Single Day Until He Gets A ‘Tummy Ache’ Squatting squirrel: Liberty police spooked during an intrusion call Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 6th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 6th

Toddler gets stuck inside claw machine A man said he injured his back when someone tipped over the portable toilet he was using at Hallack Park in Denver. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, February 5th

Dumbass News: Monday, February 5th

Residents left horrified after ‘diaper spa’ where adults can roleplay as babies opens in their town Passenger Puts The Ewwwww In Uber McDonald’s Sued After Big Mac Almost Kills New York Man Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, February 2nd

Dumbass News: Friday, February 2nd

‘I have to pee:’ Woman who pulled pants down on Orlando flight faces federal charges Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 1st

Dumbass News: Thursday, February 1st

Florida mom booted from school’s pickup area for promoting her OnlyFans on car Atlanta 911 calls on the rise, number of non-emergency callers causing delays Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 31st

Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 31st

Stupid, CrimeCircle K Clerk Battered With Chocolate Egg Pepperoni tossed at NJ woman’s home, car in bizarre vandalism case: ‘As an Italian, it hurts the heart’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 30th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 30th

Disney theme park guests are pooping while waiting on line for rides Kentucky convenience store bathrooms transform into disco clubs Woman Rescued from Garbage Truck in New Hampshire Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, January 29th

Dumbass News: Monday, January 29th

British zoo has new plan to rehabilitate its potty-mouthed parrots Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, January 26th

Dumbass News: Friday, January 26th

Woman stole Walmart shoppers’ horse and buggy while they were in Michigan store Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 25th

Dumbass News: Thursday, January 25th

Boyfriend busted for dressing in drag to take career exam for girlfriend New driver charged with having a beer while driving to ‘celebrate’ passing road test 20 minutes earlier Prankster busted for taping dead fish to ATMs across city Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here