Man Mauled To Death After Climbing Into Lion’s Den For A Selfie Couple hold wedding in Kentucky gas station’s ‘disco bathroom’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Adult diaper spa denied zoning permit in Atkinson, New Hampshire over concerns from residents Maggots from rotten fish in overhead bin fall on passenger aboard international Delta flight NYC man caught at border with Burmese pythons in his pants is sentenced, fined Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Embattled Penn State professor engaged in lewd acts with tree branch and Tootsie Pop in public park: Police Florida woman discovers she has lung cancer after being gored by a bull Florida deputy fires weapon after mistaking sound of acorn hitting patrol car for gunshot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Guinness World Records admits it was too ‘heavy-handed’ in rejecting man’s entry – and gives him the title An Oklahoma judge who sent more than 500 texts during a murder trial resigns Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Florida Rep. Claims Bears On Crack Cocaine Are Breaking Into Homes And Wants To Legalize Shooting Them Content creator climbs Las Vegas Sphere in shocking scene to ‘raise money’ for homeless pregnant woman Family taunted after ‘Swifty’ porch goose stolen from home after wild teen party Man found in women’s restroom shot and pistol-whipped in…