Man accused of carrying flare gun modified to fire shards of glass into Wallingford Walmart Bride-to-be thrown from truck bed on day before wedding while lying down to secure mattress Giraffe accidentally picks up toddler during drive-thru safari Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man arrested after allegedly hitting Waffle House employee with machete weapon in Columbus Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Teen walked into a Forsyth County Waffle House and exposed himself, police say Pantsless man crashes into Florida jail, throws rubber snakes while making threats Crossing guard accused of beating a mom in her car with stop sign as she’s trying to drop her kid off at school — then reporters after court Think you…
Couple Caught Having Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Waffle House Waitress Hits Customer On Head With Coffee Pot Car thieves run over one of their own in bungled burglary Air hostess arrested in Kerala after nearly 1 kg gold found in rectum Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Plates and wigs fly in Waffle House brawl Sometimes to save the internet, you must eat glue Oh SNAP: Here’s Why You Don’t Pet Snapping Turtles Amazon delivery driver reportedly leaves package at smoking garage, doesn’t call 911 Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Woman’s over-the-top reaction to cicadas goes viral. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘I ate my nan:’ Sister shockingly reveals she put her grandmother’s ashes in pasta sauce to prank brother Judge stunned when man with suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Mom furious after daycare attached ankle weights to 2-year-old son to ‘slow him down’: ‘Abhorrent’ World’s Most Arrested Man Dies At 74 Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehab Mom fined $88,000 after her children collected 72 clams — not seashells — at a California beach ‘It’s not a joke’: Bay Area man buys property without realizing it was underwater TikToker demonstrates how not to put out a grease fire in wild video:…