Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 11th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 11th

How a Valley man came up with a hands-free popcorn bucket What Happened When A Guy In A Car Chase Tried To Pull A ‘Thelma & Louise?’ Flight diverted after dog poops on board: ‘Smell never quite went away’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 10th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 10th

Man arrested after woman says he used her car to sexually pleasure himself for 3 years Woman in possession of stolen Jeep claims it was a ‘birthday tip’ from a former customer at Waffle House: police Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 10th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 10th

Bus driver fired after stopping bus full of students on train tracks as freight train approaches Woman hit with a $105 speeding ticket while car was on back of tow truck Man Sent to the ICU After Being Bitten by Toilet Rat Multiple people exposed to mace during fight at Manchester trampoline park Think you…

Dumbass News: Monday, April 8th

Dumbass News: Monday, April 8th

Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee after getting a discounted breakfast, police say Michigan Chipotle customer shoots employee during brawl over guacamole Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, April 5th

Dumbass News: Friday, April 5th

Mom of two, 37, tried miracle cure ‘speed-toading,’ during romantic Mexico getaway and was left unable to breathe Ace Frehley’s UFO Encounters: ‘The Evidence is Overwhelming’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 4th

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 4th

Florida Walmart shoplifter says she was playing game called ’21’ after leaving with cart of items Downstate man, last name Batman, arrested for alleged drunk driving and cocaine possession Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 3rd

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 3rd

Yard worker hurls weedwacker at 4 fleeing suspects who allegedly stole tools from truck Man Arrested For Easter Bible Belting Of Walgreens Worker, Cops Say Beef jerky, pistachios land Florida man behind bars Driver had baby on lap and loaded gun, marijuana in car in Norwalk: police Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit…

Dumbass News: Monday, April 1st

Dumbass News: Monday, April 1st

9-year-old California boy tries to drive to school, leads police on chase Runaway saw blade nearly hits man Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, March 29th

Dumbass News: Friday, March 29th

Chinese man regurgitates stream of water for nearly 6 minutes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 27th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 27th

Couple offers reward for lost wedding dress after groom left it on car roof and drove away CHP says ‘imaginary friends’ don’t count in the carpool lane, Bay Area driver busted California pastor accused of hiring $40k hitman to kill daughter’s boyfriend Man struck by car after allegedly escaping Hawaii jail Walt Disney World tourist…