Dumbass News: Thursday, April 4th

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 4th

Florida Walmart shoplifter says she was playing game called ’21’ after leaving with cart of items Downstate man, last name Batman, arrested for alleged drunk driving and cocaine possession Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 3rd

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 3rd

Yard worker hurls weedwacker at 4 fleeing suspects who allegedly stole tools from truck Man Arrested For Easter Bible Belting Of Walgreens Worker, Cops Say Beef jerky, pistachios land Florida man behind bars Driver had baby on lap and loaded gun, marijuana in car in Norwalk: police Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit…

Dumbass News: Monday, April 1st

Dumbass News: Monday, April 1st

9-year-old California boy tries to drive to school, leads police on chase Runaway saw blade nearly hits man Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, March 29th

Dumbass News: Friday, March 29th

Chinese man regurgitates stream of water for nearly 6 minutes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 27th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 27th

Couple offers reward for lost wedding dress after groom left it on car roof and drove away CHP says ‘imaginary friends’ don’t count in the carpool lane, Bay Area driver busted California pastor accused of hiring $40k hitman to kill daughter’s boyfriend Man struck by car after allegedly escaping Hawaii jail Walt Disney World tourist…

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 26th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 26th

Live 12-inch eel removed from Vietnamese man’s abdomen after it slid up his anus Screeching Grand Canyon fan annoys March Madness viewers: ‘Needs to go’ Police catch impaired driver who crashed into ‘Report Impaired Drivers’ sign Teen wearing underwear on face arrested after trying to steal car in Washington state Think you have a dumb…

Dumbass News: Monday, March 25th

Dumbass News: Monday, March 25th

Mom accused of sending son’s bully to the hospital. Maniac arrested for removing severed leg of person killed by train, wild video shows Orange Beach Police arrest man for continuously ramming a “Zero Tolerance, Underage Drinking and Drugs” sign Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, March 22nd

Dumbass News: Friday, March 22nd

Wild mugshot goes viral as ‘arsonist’ cuffed after ‘setting fire to stranger’s porch’ Oregon man arrested, accused of rubbing women’s feet on his face A guy stole the pants off an armored truck driver Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 21st

Dumbass News: Thursday, March 21st

Coyote Bites Ignorant Skier At Mammoth Mountain, CA Florida hunter shoots man he mistook for turkey Crocodile handler ‘nearly loses his genitals’ to furious 15ft beast in horror attack Long Island’s notorious ‘Hot Dog Hooker’ busted yet again Man who hasn’t worn shoes for three years sells pictures of his dirty feet online Think you…

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 20th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 20th

A father arrested for complaining about his son’s homework. The Irish Navy misses out on a huge drug bust because they were celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. Duo Busted For Sex In Front Of Popeyes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here