HOME RUN DERBY Ingrid Andress Roasted … FOR TERRIBLY BAD NATIONAL ANTHEM Pet hamsters found in Ohio man’s pants Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday July 15th
Woman Calls Out Sick to Catch a Flight — Then Runs Into Her Boss on the Plane Woman reportedly stole from same Long Beach store 30 times Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday July 3rd
Woman hospitalized after first date ends with NSFW accident in the bedroom Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday July 1st
HOA board member caught on video pooping on neighbor’s house Florida man arrested after shooting, destroying Walmart delivery drone Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday June 28th
Wife poisoned husband’s soda after he was ‘not appreciative’ of birthday party she threw him Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday June 25th
MMA Fighter’s Girlfriend Rejects His Marriage Proposal After Loss Ohio attorney who lost license over Pringles feces ‘prank’ can practice law again 8-year-old found driving car in downtown St. Louis while mom slept in backseat Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday June 24th
‘Eggplant deformity’: Man suffers shocking fractured penis from rolling while sleeping Dueling porch pirates fight to steal ‘very expensive’ package seconds after driver drops it off Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday June 21st
Florida man buys mask at gas station to burglarize bank across the street Video shows suspected arsonist experience instant karma while reportedly trying to torch ex-girlfriend’s house Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday June 20th
A list of “People I Want to Punch in the Face” was found in a grocery store Karen threatens to punch couple after cutting them in Raising Cane’s drive-thru line before she’s served some delicious instant karma Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday June 19th
A man knocked over a Port-O-Potty with a mom and kid inside. Drunk Clearwater captain fell off boat while 30 people were attending tour Wannabe arsonist sets himself on fire as he tries to torch ex-girlfriend’s house Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here