Wells Fargo employee found dead at her desk days after she last clocked into work, authorities say She just drove over our mailbox’: Bodycam, 911 calls show DUI arrest of Naples mayor Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Defendant Could Get 558 Days in Jail for Contempt After Telling Mich. Judge, ‘Kiss My A–‘ A car plowed through her Manassas property. She says the driver offered $50K not to call police. Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

‘Don’t be pooping on the beach,’ Doug Ford says of Ontario town saga Florida man jumps off bridge into river to avoid arrest Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

A New Haven police cruiser stolen…with the officer inside? Man arrested for licking and sucking a woman’s hair in the mall.