Dumbass News: Thursday, April 24th

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 24th

TikTok mom baffled after restaurant boots her for letting toddler ‘wander off’ during dinner Florida man caught on camera pinning down 11-year-old girl he thought was egging his home Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 23rd

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 23rd

Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment Woman caught with nearly 1,300 pounds of cocaine is released after posting $750,000 bond Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 22nd

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 22nd

Man accused of CT car dealership tire thefts texted selfie bragging of his haul, warrant says Florida Man Sleeping In His Vehicle In A Turn Lane Tells Cops He Drank 25 Beers Before His Nap School director was ‘ringleader of makeshift child fight club’

Dumbass News: Monday, April 21st

Dumbass News: Monday, April 21st

Lexington unveiled a 250th commemorative arch. It did not go according to plan Fugitives found at West Haven restaurant with illegal fireworks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 17th

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 17th

Flight passenger loses it after child stabs her with fork while mom slept: ‘I’m gonna f–k her up’ Florida bride late for wedding stopped by police after her driver is clocked going 105 mph: officials Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 16th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 16th

800 pounds of marijuana found in stranded motorist’s van Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace Scot stunned to find Lego brick stuck in ear for 20 years Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 15th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 15th

Spotted: Bear in a tree outside Westfarms Boss shocked by Gen Zer’s ‘unprofessional’ stunt during job interview Woman Fakes Muteness for 16 Years to Collect Disability Pension Naked Canadian wacko arrested at Disneyland after scaring visitors on drugged-up bender Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, April 14th

Dumbass News: Monday, April 14th

Man Develops Fungal Lung Infection Due to Dirty Sock Smelling Habit McDonald’s Worker Seen ‘Choking’ Teen and ‘Taking Her to the Ground’ in Ranch Dressing Brawl Caught on Video ‘Cutthroat cowboys’ busted after wild viral video captures them riding ‘emotional support’ horses through Walmart Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 10th

Dumbass News: Thursday, April 10th

HR Manager’s Post Goes Viral with Stories About Why She Fired Employees Florida teens accused of attacking woman working as Easter Bunny Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 9th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, April 9th

911 dispatcher was allegedly ordering McDonald’s while on phone with scared caller NYC deliveryman filmed putting pizza back in box after it hit the pavement: ‘Devious’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here