Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 20th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 20th

Villager’s son sentenced for ‘jiggling’ his genitals at hospital 132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 19th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 19th

Man straps 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes to body in smuggling attempt in Peru Hamsters found in suspect’s pants following store break-ins in Hilliard Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, November 18th

Dumbass News: Monday, November 18th

Florida man arrested after hurling sausage at his brother: deputies ‘Chart your fart’: Calling Aussies to track flatulence for science Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, November 15th

Dumbass News: Friday, November 15th

Florida man convicted after attacking victim with sword during road rage incident Exploding Whale Day now a full-fledged holiday on the Oregon coast. Here’s how to celebrate Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 14th

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 14th

Man Suspected Of Using Fake $25,000 Check Comments On Facebook Post About Himself Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain Guy Launches New Business Where He Shows Up To Workplaces And Reams Out Horrible Bosses Man dies after being run over by his own vehicle outside hardware store Think…

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 7th

Dumbass News: Thursday, November 7th

Man fled from crash then tried to report his vehicle as stolen, state police say Man caught trying to steal tires slams into police cruiser Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 6th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 6th

Watch: Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 5th

Dumbass News: Tuesday, November 5th

Glastonbury Cops Offer Man A Ride, Then Find Drugs On Him: Report Jack in the Box employee struck by car over missing chicken strip: Police Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, November 4th

Dumbass News: Monday, November 4th

Woman, 22, In Pizza Rage Bust Over “Cold And Uncut” Domino’s Pie Trash-talking Commanders fan takes scary tumble down MetLife Stadium seats in viral video Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their Asses Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here