A suspect swallowed diamond earrings. They were recovered after nature ran its course Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, April 1st
Lawyer Karen’s astonishing drunk driving meltdown caught on camera weeks before she got in far worse trouble Police search for man who stole ‘significant amount of shrimp’ from Geissler’s in Granby Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, March 31st
3 teen girls try to stab mom for turning off Wi-Fi: Sheriff Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and ‘truck nuts’ Mystery man has been leaving jugs of urine in Oregon neighborhood recycling bins for months: ‘It’s a lot of pee’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, March 28th
A pilot forgot his passport, so he turned the plane around Plumber returns to re-clog pipe after restaurant refuses to pay bill Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 26th
Boy Has Hilarious Reaction to Raw Cacao He Mistakes for Chocolate Man turns up to A&E with girlfriend’s hand ‘stuck in his mouth’ as he ‘drools everywhere’ Mascot accused of pushing child blames 9-year-old for starting fight: ‘He didn’t go for a high five’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 25th
Sound of a guy being attacked by a squirrel Captain Declares Emergency After Passenger Keeps Flicking Lighter: ‘This Is Your Last Chance—I Will Divert The Aircraft” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Monday, March 24th
Person In Mickey Mouse Costume Wanted For Threatening Tourists With A Knife A passenger says a United pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom. Now he is suing Man nearly electrocuted after cutting copper wire, knocking out power in Northeast Philadelphia Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, March 20th
Florida woman arrested for allegedly slicing man’s face open with Pringles can Toddler, 3, Saves Great-Grandma After She Suffers Scary Fall, She ‘Calls Him Her Hero’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, March 19th
Man chugs beer in stolen ambulance before being arrested by police, authorities say United passenger punches gate agent and knocks him out Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, March 18th
‘That Ain’t No Crappie.’ Watch This 13-Year-Old Catch a State-Record Largemouth Bass Through the Ice Man seen casually eating pieces of bloody NYC rat corpse in stomach-churning video: ‘What the f–k?’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here