Dumbass News: Wednesday, July 2nd

Dumbass News: Wednesday, July 2nd

Man stabbed mother’s boyfriend 17 times after argument over steaks Nurse Finds Drugs In Florida Man’s Butt During Surgery For A Stab Wound Green Day Invite Fan To Play “Good Riddance,” Eject Him When He Plays “Wonderwall” Instead Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 1st

Dumbass News: Tuesday, July 1st

Woman drives through tornado A Storm-Chasing Couple Shares The Story Of A Surprise Marriage Proposal In Front Of A Large Tornado Generous man arranges for money to be dropped from helicopter at his funeral Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, June 30th

Dumbass News: Monday, June 30th

Driver going 115 mph with infant in backseat was recording Snapchat video, troopers say Spider monkey captured in office building break room Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, June 27th

Dumbass News: Friday, June 27th

Woman dressed as Home Depot employee arrested for shoplifting Jersey shore parasail operator rescues woman, dogs after kayak overturns in storm Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, June 26th

Dumbass News: Thursday, June 26th

Deputy Shoots Partner With Taser … Oops, I Missed Suspect Landscaper arrested for throwing ‘large, unauthorized’ house party while homeowners were away Corona police smash window to rescue baby left in 110-degree car Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, June 25th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, June 25th

Tourist Trips, Damages 300-Year-Old Painting Czech fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions Drunken night in Thailand ends with spoon stuck in man’s intestine Customers are flirting with the AI drive thru Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Monday, June 23th

Dumbass News: Monday, June 23th

Bristol man charged for alleged burglary after becoming stuck in chimney Woman finds crazy discovery at the bottom of her takeout food Police continue search for armed suspect named Loony Toon Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Friday, June 20th

Dumbass News: Friday, June 20th

Drunk Southwest passenger who grabbed woman’s hair in meltdown is NYC artist who works with Steve Madden, Adidas, Maybelline 3 hurt, 1 seriously, after large sign falls at taco festival Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Thursday, June 19th

Dumbass News: Thursday, June 19th

Baffled parents forced to follow bizarre rule at kindergarten graduation: ‘Straight out of “Black Mirror”’ Virginia police confront 6-foot alligator at motel that escaped while en route to zoo: video Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here

Dumbass News: Wednesday, June 18th

Dumbass News: Wednesday, June 18th

Man accused of machete attack ‘felt bad,’ took victim to hospital, FL cops say Man unleashed ‘pet raccoon’ into crowded bar as revenge after being kicked out, 1 person bitten Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here