Boy Has Hilarious Reaction to Raw Cacao He Mistakes for Chocolate Man turns up to A&E with girlfriend’s hand ‘stuck in his mouth’ as he ‘drools everywhere’ Mascot accused of pushing child blames 9-year-old for starting fight: ‘He didn’t go for a high five’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Sound of a guy being attacked by a squirrel Captain Declares Emergency After Passenger Keeps Flicking Lighter: ‘This Is Your Last Chance—I Will Divert The Aircraft” Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Person In Mickey Mouse Costume Wanted For Threatening Tourists With A Knife A passenger says a United pilot forcibly removed him from an airplane bathroom. Now he is suing Man nearly electrocuted after cutting copper wire, knocking out power in Northeast Philadelphia Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida woman arrested for allegedly slicing man’s face open with Pringles can Toddler, 3, Saves Great-Grandma After She Suffers Scary Fall, She ‘Calls Him Her Hero’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man chugs beer in stolen ambulance before being arrested by police, authorities say United passenger punches gate agent and knocks him out Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
‘That Ain’t No Crappie.’ Watch This 13-Year-Old Catch a State-Record Largemouth Bass Through the Ice Man seen casually eating pieces of bloody NYC rat corpse in stomach-churning video: ‘What the f–k?’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Florida police officer drops off pizza for delivery worker stymied by 8-foot alligator Children interrupt BBC News interview Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery After Suffering Ruptured Artery by Picking His Nose Woman Jumped on Car During Road Rage Incident Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
4-year-old boy calls 911 on his mom for eating his ice cream: ‘Come get my mommy’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Man arrested in Surfside after odd behavior with ‘Chucky’ doll Man charged second time with attempting sex act with Metrolink seat Man Eats 1 Kilo of Burning Charcoal in a Minute for World Record Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here