Amazon delivery driver runs over pedestrian A New Waffle House Brawl Has Dropped and This Might Be the Best One of All-Time Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 19th
Banana arrested after confronting lobster in downtown Athens Shirtless Florida man steals patrol car, carjacks woman in wild chase Workers planned to drink it: 200-year-old ‘witch bottle’ with urine found in Cleethorpes Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, February 14th
Caught on camera: Florida man riding lawn mower crashes into several mailboxes You can marry your cousin in Connecticut, at least for now Woman Arrested And Jailed For Accidentally Scraping Low-Hanging Tree Limb In Parking Lot With Her Car Driver Rear-Ended onto Train Tracks Escapes Crash with Seconds to Spare in Shocking Video Think you…
Dumbass News: Thursday, February 13th
Police: Man arrested on drug charge after ‘barking like a dog’ at auto parts store Texas Pony Express Rider Accidentally Clotheslines Himself On A Highway Sign Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, February 12th
Terrified Kayaker Stalked By Massive Great White Shark While Fishing Off NZ: ‘Please Don’t Attack Me, Bro’ Whitby woman wants refund after giving psychic over $50,000 to help her fall in love Police find 25 pounds of frozen shrimp hidden in suspect’s shirt: ‘It’s impressive’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, February 11th
Wis. Woman Accused of Stabbing Boyfriend in Neck with Kitchen Knife During Dispute Over Wedding Venue Woman stable after 84-year-old in truck runs over her head on Florida beach Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Friday, January 31st
Man orders drill from AliExpress, receives printed photo of drill instead ‘It wasn’t me’: Florida woman accused of throwing brick into ex-husband’s window Man Has 3-Inch Chopstick Stuck Behind Eyeball, Doesn’t Notice for Three Weeks Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Thursday, January 30th
‘I’m God of this bus’: Hartland school bus driver could face felony charges Sisters In Church Melee Over Dad’s Eulogy Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Wednesday, January 29th
Man arrested for driving over 130 MPH, DUI in Norwich Las Vegas ice-cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle as deportation raids unfold Florida man dressed in dog onesie facing 13 charges after fleeing troopers Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here
Dumbass News: Tuesday, January 28th
Man who only ate cheese, beef and sticks of butter for 8 months suffers shocking side effect TikTok of man using baby to clear snow off car leads to investigation, Texas cops say Florida deputy tried to sneak 60 MDMA pills onto cruise ship in Skittles bags Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit…