Monday, April 1: Phil STILL Hasn’t Mowed A Lawn! Plus Court Audio And Tournament Talk

Monday, April 1: Phil STILL Hasn’t Mowed A Lawn! Plus Court Audio And Tournament Talk

Aresimowicz walks back his “moronic” comments (0:00), Tournament Terry breaks down the Final Four (10:13), Dumb Ass News – 32-year-old man has never mowed a lawn before (15:20), and Street Pete’s Court Audio – Sam tried getting into someone else’s car; Jeff evaded police following a fender bender he says was not his fault; and Rich, who’s only crime was eating a sandwich in a car with his belt unbuckled (17:32).

AJ’s Car of the Day: 1988 Dodge Aries K Wagon

AJ’s Car of the Day: 1988 Dodge Aries K Wagon

Car: Dodge Aries K Wagon

Year: 1988

What makes it special: Laugh all you like, but the car we all joked about actually saved the Chrysler Corporation’s ass. By the late 70’s, Chrysler was on the rocks as the oil crisis and outdated car designs sent them there. There was a need for an efficient, modern front-wheel-drive car, so Chrysler Head Honcho Lee Iacocca himself masterminded the creation of the all-new “K-Platform” that hit showrooms in 1981. The “K” car came in the form of the Dodge Aries and the Plymouth Reliant models. This K car went on all the way through 1995.

What made it famous: These cheap, affordable economy cars were just the thing to put Chrysler back in black. Earlier versions could be powered by the optional Mitsubishi Astron 2.6-liter, four-cylinder ( That actually HAD “Hemi 2.6” badging ), but for 1988, the choices boiled down to either a 93 hp, 2.2 Chrysler built four-cylinder, or a 96 hp, 2.5 version of the same powerplant with an extra 13 pound-feet of torque.

Why I would want one: Actually, I’d love a pristine example of one. They are a piece of automotive history that any true car fan should have in their collection. No foolin’.

Fun fact: Although the K car was the butt of many jokes, Dodge laughed all the way to the bank with the reward of higher sales. The division volume rose from 309K in 1980 to nearly 341K the next year. By the 1985 model year, Dodge realized its dream goal of a half-million sales.
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On Today’s Chaz & AJ: A Concert Announcement, We Teach Producer Phil How To Use A Lawnmower, Court Audio!

On Today’s Chaz & AJ: A Concert Announcement, We Teach Producer Phil How To Use A Lawnmower, Court Audio!

6:00. Chaz and AJ News. Do they have enough votes to pass a toll bill? And the speaker says maybe we’re not morons. Click here to find out who to call to let them know you don’t want tolls!

6:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

6:20 – 6:50. Donna Velardi, the Dream Lady is on to analyze AJ’s Dream.

7:00. Chaz and AJ News. Mick Jagger’s doctor says he can’t go on tour.

7:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

7:20. Dumb Ass News. Drunk driver goes into ditch. Comes back with second car.

7:30 – 7:50. Producer Phil will use a lawnmower for the first time. What can go wrong? Call in your mowing mishap. All on get in running for Adam Sandler Tickets. 877-764-2535

8:00. Chaz and AJ News. Do they have enough votes to pass a toll bill? And the speaker says maybe we’re not morons.

8:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

8:20 – 8:50. Why are you at court today audio with Street Pete.

9:00. Chaz and AJ News.

9:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

9:20. Dumb Ass News. Pelican bites Florida man in face.

9:50. Call in with your 4-second final thought.

 

Friday, March 29: Getting Kicked Out Of Concerts, “Avengers” Theories, And Phil’s Never Mowed A Lawn Before

Friday, March 29: Getting Kicked Out Of Concerts, “Avengers” Theories, And Phil’s Never Mowed A Lawn Before

The Tribe calls in stories about getting kicked out of concerts (0:00), Scot Haney calls in and Phil has never mowed a lawn before (15:03), Jason Kurland the “lottery lawyer” explains the proper steps to take after winning a massive jackpot (24:37), the “King of the Nerds” Mitch Hallock talks “Avengers: Endgame” theories (36:19), and Boss Keith’s Top 5 Things Everyone Should Know, But Definitely Don’t (45:47).

AJ’s “Badass Friday” Car of the Day: 1969 Mercury Cougar Eliminator Coupe

AJ’s “Badass Friday” Car of the Day: 1969 Mercury Cougar Eliminator Coupe

Car: Mercury Cougar Eliminator Coupe

Year: 1969

What makes it special: Taking a cue from rival manufacturer models like the Chevrolet Camaro Z28 or Mustang Boss 302 and Mustang Mach-1 from their sister company Ford, Mercury boosted their muscle car profile when they released their Eliminator model on the streets for the 1969 model year. It hosted a range of V8 engines from the Trans-Am inspired solid-lifter 302 Small Block to their lethal 428 cu in Cobra-Jet Big Block.

What made it famous: The Mercury Cougar Eliminator featured such asphalt destroying features as the 428 cu in V8 with or without Ram-Air, or the famed “Drag-Pak” option with an oil-cooler and a 4.30:1 gear ratio Detroit Locker rear axle. Not fitted with the equally famous “Shaker Hood,” the Eliminator’s hood scoop was only functional when the Ram-Air option box was checked off. Other features for Mercury’s street killer was a blacked-out grille, side stripes, front chin and rear foil spoilers and an “Eliminator only” array of special high-impact blue, orange and yellow exterior colors.

Why I would want one: These aren’t easy to find. They pretty much are the higher tier of Mercury muscle cars for the late 1960’s.

Fun fact: For those who weren’t satisfied with the Eliminator’s killer power, more dealer options could be ordered in the form of headers, dual-quad carburetor set-ups, deep-sump oil pans, and quadruple Weber Carburetor set-ups as well, making them even more potent.
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On Today’s Chaz & AJ: Comedian Dom Fig, Alice Cooper Tickets, Boss Keith Top 5

On Today’s Chaz & AJ: Comedian Dom Fig, Alice Cooper Tickets, Boss Keith Top 5

6:00. Chaz and AJ News. The Governor is now engaged in the toll fight. He sent his chief of staff out to take care of it.

6:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

6:20 – 6:50. Why would Journey sue concert security? Call in how you were kicked out of a concert for Alice Cooper tickets.

7:00. Chaz and AJ News. Comedian Dom Fig in studio.

7:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

7:20. Dumb Ass News. Man tries to smuggle an orangutan.

7:30. Channel 3 WFSB’s Scot Haney.

8:00. Chaz and AJ News. We talk to the Lottery Lawyer Jason Kurland about the steps to take if you win big! 

8:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

8:20 – 8:50. Vote for Loser of the Week.

9:00. Chaz and AJ News. Avengers End Game secret leaked. King of the Nerds Mitch Hallock calls in.

9:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

9:20. Dumb Ass News. Why would a woman lick the toilet of an airplane.

9:30. Boss Keith’s Top 5. Things everyone should know but doesn’t.

9:50. Call in with your 4-second final thought.

Thursday, March 28: Baseball Trivia With North Haven’s First Selectman And Concert Updates From Jimmy Koplik

Thursday, March 28: Baseball Trivia With North Haven’s First Selectman And Concert Updates From Jimmy Koplik

Joe Aresimowicz and Matt Ritter call anyone opposing tolls “moronic” (0:00), AJ’s bizarre Justin Bieber dream and the Tribe’s weirdest dreams (11:24), what would happen if the PowerBall machine malfunctioned (21:43), Dumb Ass News – Florida man dies trying to save his pet pigeon (31:08), North Haven First Selectman Mike Freda takes on the Tribe with baseball trivia (34:38), and Jimmy Koplik on Woodstock 50 and Journey’s Neal Schon’s lawsuit against Live Nation (49:07).

AJ’s Car of the Day: 1969 Pontiac Grand Prix

AJ’s Car of the Day: 1969 Pontiac Grand Prix

Car: Pontiac Grand Prix

Year: 1969

What makes it special: Pontiac Head Honcho John Z. DeLorean wanted a new design for their Grand Prix model for the ’69 model year. What he got was a more dramatic body style with a longer nosed version of their intermediate GM A-Platform with a chrome, highly-pronounced grill, which became GM’s G-Body Platform.

What made it famous: The new Grand Prix rode the fine line between being a personal luxury car with the handling of a performance/muscle car, like the Dodge Charger or Mercury Cougar. It not only grabbed your attention style-wise, but with the option of a manually-shifted transmission, you had a muscle car. V8 engine options ran the gamut from the 390 hp, 428 HO at the top of the list, to a 265 or 350 hp 400 cu in V8. The car was also famed for it’s “Command Seat” for the ultimate driving experience, with a wraparound, airplane cockpit style instrumented dashboard with all gauges within easy reach. Twin “Strato-Style” bucket seats were separated by an integrated console that slanted towards the driver. Luxury came in the form of fabric and leather interior options.

Why I would want one: It’s not only luxurious, but delivered performance, making it a “Gentleman’s hot rod.”

Fun fact: Pontiac also attempted a special steam-powered SE 101 Concept that featured a 101 hp V8 that ended up being about 450 lbs heavier that a standard V8. Being three times more expensive to produce, they quickly scrapped that idea.

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On Today’s Chaz & AJ: We Test A CT 1st Selectman’s Baseball Knowledge & Jimmy Koplik

On Today’s Chaz & AJ: We Test A CT 1st Selectman’s Baseball Knowledge & Jimmy Koplik

6:00. Chaz and AJ News. Top lawmaker had the quote of the week yesterday.

6:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

6:20 – 6:50. AJ had a crazy dream last night, so we want to hear yours. You’ll be in the running for Alice Cooper tickets.

7:00. Chaz and AJ News. Did anyone win Powerball.

7:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

7:20. Dumb Ass News. Florida man dies trying to save his pet pigeon.

7:30 – 7:50. North Haven First Selectman Mike Freda in studio. Why was he called out of a big meeting. Go to spots in North Haven.

8:00. Chaz and AJ News. Speaker of the House of Connecticut uses Malloy method to advance toll fight.

8:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

8:20. Jimmy Koplik. Let’s talk about the Woodstock 50 artist line-up.

9:00. Chaz and AJ News.

9:13. Chaz and AJ Sports Buzzer powered by Road Ready Used Cars.

9:20. Dumb Ass News. Mother runs over drunk son who wouldn’t get off of driveway.

9:50. Call in with your 4-second final thought.