In Dumb Ass News, a live caller from Long Island tells a true story about getting a bottle stuck in his butt when he was younger. (0:00)

Movie critic Joe Meyers was on the phone to talk about the Oscars getting pushed back, and then he picked a recent movie out for AJ to watch, which he certainly will never do. (4:15)

Fun Fact! Chaz and AJ had a random fact called in yesterday, and decided to make a segment out of it. Fun facts about everything from buying gasoline, to human cells, and the mating practices of eagles. (11:25)

The “Butthole Kid” is back. A few weeks ago an 8-year-old girl went viral for her song about buttholes, and now she’s back with her second song. (16:55)

In Dumb Ass News, a man in China turned into a human fish tank when he “accidentally” sat on a fish. (0:00)

Boston Comedian Will Noonan was on the phone to talk about going out to breakfast for the first time since quarantine began, and his commercial for Honda. (7:29)

AJ takes on the Tribe’s trivia questions in Trash Can Trivia. Every wrong answer, AJ got smashed in the head by a trash can lid. (12:59)

Bridgeport Mayor Joe Ganim commented on the protests that have settled in front of the Bridgeport Police Department for days now. He sounds open to dialogue and changes towards making a better Bridgeport police department. (22:49)

Dr. Ron Clark is the Associate Chief of Emergency Medicine at the Hospital of Central CT, and gave a very encouraging report for phase two of the state’s reopening, given the dwindling COVID-19 hospitalizations. (0:00)

CT State Police have searched an Avon property at least twice now, looking for evidence in the case of Jennifer Dulos. David Ford, the owner of the property, talked about his past interactions with Fotis Dulos, his willingness to open his home to the police, and why you never hang up the phone on him. (13:36)

Shelton Fire Department’s Deputy Chief Paul Wilson was on to talk about the massive fire over the weekend, that was visible from Long Island. (40:16)

All you need to know about the PS5 release this year, from the King of the Nerds, Mitch Hallock. (51:39)

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During what should have been an easy traffic report, Ashley started choking, was thoroughly mocked by Chaz and AJ, and barely recovered enough to finish the report intelligibly. (0:00)

State police visited a neighboring property to the Dulos house yesterday, to continue investigation into the disappearance of Jennifer Dulos, who has been missing more than a year now. (2:03)

A woman in New Canaan was bitten by a coyote recently, so Chaz and AJ asked Trapper Don about how dangerous they can be, how they hunt and mate for life. (18:08)

Derby Fire Commissioner Gary Parker was on to talk about the rescue of a woman last night, at a senior housing complex. It started when a person on oxygen was smoking a cigarette. Then, animal control officer Allyson Halm was on to give more information about the coyote incident the happened in New Canaan. (27:08)

Boss Keith’s Top 5 was really just a trick to try and get Chaz and AJ to agree with him on making his 12-year-old daughter do chores. So here’s the (fake) Top 5 chores that a 12-year-old can do. (40:21)

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