A local first selectman is being fined for violating COVID-19 travel restrictions, and another politician is going to be fine after suffering a stroke live during an interview. (0:00)

Dumb Ass News – The sound of a maskless mom being tased during a football game. (10:32)

Teenagers Piper and Nate were assigned some iconic rock albums to listen to over the weekend. What did Piper think of the Beatles “Hard Day’s Night” and Nate latched onto a strange song from Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run.” (19:52)

Dumb Ass News – Vin Diesel is a singer now. He has a song out and everything, which debuted on Kelly Clarkson’s show. (33:56)

A man bit into a chicken nugget and broke his tooth. It turned into a montage of AJ’s flubbles from this morning. (41:47)

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Chaz and AJ call two, real teenagers to assign them classic rock albums to listen to, and report back on. (0:00)

Dumb Ass News – A man ate himself to death, with the worst food of all time. (11:32)

Scot Haney was on, and didn’t have to think for one second about the album he would recommend to teenagers. (19:04)

CEO of Connoisseur Media, Jeff Warshaw was very happy with the way last night’s Food Truck Festival went. (25:11)

Comedian Chuck Nice admits that Philadelphia fans are terrible, and tells a great story about his first Flyers hockey game. (29:08)

For his Top 5 today, Boss Keith gave everyone on the show homework to do. (37:54)