Sean McNamee offers Chaz and AJ a $500,000 boat for their Summer Kick-off party Friday, and Joe explains how he sat on a pole at the Captain’s Cove pier for 33 days (0:00), Art Wiknik, a veteran of Hamburger Hill, shares his incredible survival story on the 50th anniversary of the infamous battle and siege (7:12), and Street Pete’s court audio of the dude that walked out of a store with a TV he didn’t pay for, but claimed he didn’t steal it (24:48).