Sue calls in for Nurse’s Day about a patient that asked to put her boobs on his head (0:00), Lucky Lou Severino explains just what the hell happened at the Kentucky Derby (3:42), Aaron wraps up the weekend’s local sports (12:27), Dumb Ass News – what did the drunk girl say? (16:02), Frank Farricker on to explain how to fight against tolls (21:53), Street Pete interviewed Damon about his run-in with the Amtrak police (28:41), and Tom Cantone’s announcement of Billy Idol and Bryan Adams at Mohegan Sun (41:57).