Dumbass News: Thursday May 2nd ‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’ DoorDash driver ‘penalized’ for refusing delivery to nudist customer who planned on ‘exposing’ himself Hangry bear gobbles up ducklings at the zoo in front of horrified children: ‘That was not nice’ Think you have a dumb enough story? Submit it here