Dumbass News: Monday, December 11th

Woman who allegedly stole $800 worth of Barbie toys, led police on high-speed chase arrested

Woman shot in jewelry store robbery said, ‘Happy holidays. I don’t want to hurt y’all,’ then unleashed bear spray, owner says

Woman caught shoplifting with more than 70 police officers present at ‘shop with a cop’ event

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