Dumbass News: Wednesday, November 22nd

British tourist is left covered in blood by 20 women at Thai strip club when they started fighting over customers ‘with legs flying everywhere’

Georgia woman accidentally tipped more than $7,000 for a Subway sandwich

‘My Christmas tree tried to kill me’: Parma woman rushed to hospital following exposure to first real Christmas tree

St. Louis man charged with swiping air fresheners from site of rotting seafood

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