We Are Still Just Monkeys With Car Keys. on wplr.com

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The blood in his veins dried up years ago. It was replaced with sand. Only the sheer will of evil kept him among the living. We call it the living but if going to work, coming home, sleeping and then going back to work is living perhaps it is he who was the lucky one. As evil as it was, he at least loved his work.Actually it was more than love, it had become an obsession. Cleaning the planet of.....

Kids, as you prepare for your life there are really only TWO questions you need to ask yourself.

1. Where am I going?

2. Who will go with me?

Mixing up the order of these questions is where all of your troubles begin..

Or you could end up like this...

What is on your mind? Let me know. Especially looking for ignorant lizard stories and those mind-numbing memos offered about new projects. Let me know if names need to be changed to protect the worker bees.

An Interesting Time Waster

In these troubled times of war, pestilence, and nonsense it is still good to know that someone is keeping track of the UFO situation. Follow this link and see the various reports submitted to American Presidents since the 40's.

So I'm wondering how a witch's breast became such a barometer of weather. In the collection of sayings so far, colder than or hotter than a witches tit seem to be the most common. My favorite comes from Chuck in Naugatuck. Chuck's is very specific "Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in mid January."

The search continues. But you can see what I've collected so far right here.