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5/19/06

Hopefully Connecticut will keep moving in the right direction... Connecticut has gained 7,500 jobs in the last month.

When are kids going to learn not to put incriminating photos on the web? Quinnipiac Officials Investigate Hazing.

Busted! Second Trucking Company Caught Changing Name To Register Vehicles.

What could this kid be so ticked off about? He's 10 year old... Police Say Fourth-Grader Brought In Hit List.

What does Kobe know about law? Connecticut Bar Association Opposes Bryant Nomination.

Tenant Leaves Behind 70,000 Beer Cans. That apartment must have smelled delightful.

And you think your dog is the toughest pet in the neighborhood... Neighbors Not Thrilled About Family's Pet Lion.

If you stand out you'll get hassled. Makes sense... A New Tack for Airport Screening: Behave Yourself.

Matin Luther King's dream didn't include his web domain leading to a porn site... Group targets porn site deception.

Assuming Sean Preston survives... He's going to be one tough guy after the being whipped around by his mom Britney Spears... Check out these horrible parenting photos (especially the 3rd pic).

Loser of the Week:
Our top candidates this week were...

• Rob the Paper Boy - Rob sent us a very arrogant e-mail in which he claims that he rules the road between 4 and 6am; and if he wants to drive on the left side of the road nobody can stop him. He also threatened that he could run WPLR out of business if we challenged his supremecy.
  
• David from Duchess County NY - He just moved to Connecticut; and was criticizing Connecticut driving habits. Guess what David - you're in Connecticut now. You've gotta step up or you won't make it here.

  A rather odd pairing for the speed round this week. One competitor crushed the other. When the speed round was over and the dust was settled, this week's Loser of the Week is Rob the Paper Boy. Thanks for voting!

  Entertainment News: Mike Wallace Admits Suicide Attempt. You would too if you had to work with Andy Rooney.

  Who thought a Hotel Porter would have such great benefits? Porter & his suite sex life.

  Step up for Barney Fife... Fans Need To Raise $35,000 For A Barney Fife Statue.

  Entertainment News: Conan O'Brien Returns as This Year's Emmy Host. No word on whether Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will poop on the audience.

  Entertainment News: Mischa Barton DOA on "O.C.".

  Because none of the other American Idol ripoffs have worked yet... why not try again? NBC has announced the judges for 'America's Got Talent'.

  Music News: Paul Simon is heading out on the road this summer and he's stopping in Connecticut... Here's the Tour Roster.

  Music News: Izzy Stradlin Rejoins Guns N' Roses — For Just Three Songs During One Show. Well... It's a start.

  Music News: Lynyrd Skynyrd's Van Zant Has Emergency Surgery.

  Impossible Trivia:
  Christopher Reeve was offered 1 million dollars to play the lead in what movie; but turned it down?

  Answer: American Gigolo (1980)

  5/18/06

  This headline sounds more like an action movie than a serious news story... Rescue at East Rock.

  News Choppers showing footage of a high speed chase is mostly a California thing; but it seems News Chopper 8 is getting in on the action... North Haven Car Chase.

  Roman Catholic priest resigns amid investigation. When you're spending the church's money on your homosexual lover - God doesn't take too kindly to that.

  It's a problem with no easy solution... Lawmakers Receive Differing Opinions On Stabilizing Energy Rates.

  Mystic Aquarium Struggles To Regain Fiscal Footing. May we suggest either Mermaids or girls in bikinis riding dolphins?

  Ah but will this one be less than 1,000 pages? Bill Clinton to write new book.

  Could this really be Hoffa? Or is this a well orchestrated hoax? FBI searches Mich. farm for clues on Hoffa.

  Joining us on the phone was George "Doc" Gunther. Doc is retiring from the Connecticut State Senate after 39 years of service. He's been serving the people of Stratford, Shelton, Monroe and Seymour since 1966.
  We wanted to talk to Doc about his legendary career in state politics; and his decision not to seek a 21st term. Senator Gunther has overseen the terms of 7 Governors. Amazing.
  Here's a story all about Doc and his work. Check it out... After 39 Years, Gunther Retires From State Senate. Thanks Doc!

  Connecticut could never get away with this; but you go Texas! Texas could accelerate to 80 mph.

  It's about damn time! A new twist on the ol' flying car.

  Guys - It would seem that science is trying to help us out... Women Get Drunk, High and Addicted Easier Than Men.

  Impossible Trivia:
  In the movie Airplane - The role of 'Murdock' played by Kareem Abdul-Jabaar was originally supposed to be played by what other athlete?

  Answer: Pete Rose

  5/17/06

  Joint replacement success. Oh wait - we thought they were talking about something else.

  No surprise here... Connecticut has the highest gas prices in New England. That's true even when gas prices aren't inflated.
  Once again - Here are the cheapest gas prices in the greater New Haven area.

  Does this guy realize who he's going up against? Republican Farr announces bid for Connecticut Attorney General.

  It's tough to be a cop. You're damned if you do; and you're damned if you don't... Report Recommends Hartford Officer Face Manslaughter Charges.

  There hasn't been a tuberculosis outbreak in Connecticut in quite a long time; but something's up in the Norwich area... Tuberculosis Scare in Eastern Connecticut.

  Because we're a lawsuit-happy society; and there's "pain and suffering" to be compensated for... Man acquitted of molesting girl wants parents identified.

  Music News: This story led to a whole break's worth of "leg jokes".... Report: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Separating.
  

• When Paul's done she won't have a leg to stand on.
  
• The only restaurant Paul would take her to was IHOP.
  
• Paul is going to cover ZZ Top on his next album when he records "She's Got Leg".

  Because the conspiracy theorists won't let it go... US releases 9/11 video of Pentagon jet crash.

  As if MySpace didn't have enough problems with sexual predators - now this: MySpace.com hosts wannabe terrorists.

  What? How the hell does that work? Mexico threatens to sue if National Guard detains illegals.

  Our guest for Meet the Media today was one of the first media personalities to come in and hang out with us; and he's still a favorite... Brad Drazen from NBC-30 Connecticut News.
  We heard the latest Brad adventures trying to keep up with his three kids. They're all less than 10 years old; and they keep Brad on his toes. We also got the latest gossip over at NBC-30 too.
  We played a round of Brainiac Trivia; and Brad did very well. He didn't catch our 2006 Trivia Leader Kent Pierce from News Channel 8; but he did get a bunch of questions. Look for Brad Drazen all over NBC-30!

  Come on Connecticut commuters! Step up and we can take the title! Miami has the angriest drivers in America.

  That's gotta be a tough sell... Sex Offender Must Warn Date's Parents.

  Our next guest was Playboy Playmate and PETA Representative Robin Arcuri.
  Robin will be on the New Haven Green today at noon in some bodypaint... and that's about it. It is (of course) to bring awareness of PETA and their mission for ethical treatment of animals.
  To say Robin is hot is an understatement. You should head down to the green to see for yourself. Thanks Robin!

  Entertainment News: 88-year-old Mike Wallace from 60 Minutes has signed a contract with CBS until he turns 92. Retire damn it!

  Impossible Trivia:
  What movie was to shoot the climax of their film at the World Trade Center in New York; but couldn't due to the Trade Center being the target of a bombing?

  Answer: Carlito's Way (1993)

  5/16/06

  Many homeowners dealing with flooded basements. Gee... wonder why?

  Bush sending thousands of National Guard troops to Mexican border. He fooled the troops into thinking they were going to Taco Bell... but that wasn't the border he was talking about.

  A big story out of Derby... Roseland Pizza owner injured when train struck her car.

  Still have that box of Flutie Flakes from 1998 laying around? Hold on to it because it's worth something now... Doug Flutie Retires After 21 Seasons.

  Want to stoke the argument about women drivers? Here ya go... Mother Fined For Passing School Buses.

  You'd think a school as expensive as UConn could get housing done right... More Building Violations found at UConn.

  If he could help Dubya "win" the election in 2000; why not help Skakel... Ex-solicitor general to help in Skakel appeal to Supreme Court.

  Entertainment News: No surprise here... Eva Longoria Tops Maxim's 'Hot 100' List For Second Year In A Row.
  

• Here's the complete Maxim Hot 100 List for 2006.

  Entertainment News: While mainstream entertainment outlets are wussies - leave it to the porn industry to step up and deliver... Porn Industry Boldly Goes Where Hollywood Stalls.

  Would you be upset if this was your child's homework assignment? Teacher Has Kids Write About Whom They'd Murder.

  Did you see CNN accidently air Dubya rehearsing his speech? Oops.

  Sports News: The plot continues to thicken... Duke lacrosse team's co-captain is third player indicted.

  Entertainment News: Absolutely no one cares about their "acting"... We just want to see a hot catfight! Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have a spat at a Hollywood Nightclub.

  Johnny Carson's mansion is up for sale. No word on whether Ed McMahon and Doc Severinsen come with it.

  Music News: This could be really hot if it's done right... Carmen Electra Plays Joan Jett's Lover in new Music Video.

  Music News: Nice try Aston. No money you'll cry.... Former Bob Marley bass player Aston Barrett loses lawsuit for royalties and writing credits.

  Joining us in the studio were two of Connecticut's 'Super Lawyers'... Hugh Keefe and Tara Knight.
  Hugh and Tara took legal questions over the phones; and the phones lit up with a huge array of questions. Very interesting stuff. Two different philosophies for the same legal situation.
  If you'd like to contact either Hugh or Tara you can reach Hugh through Lynch, Traub, Keefe and Errante; and Tara can be reached through Knight, Conway, & Cerritelli. Thanks Hugh and Tara!

  Here's an interesting tie-in right after the lawyers... Why People Lie.

  Interesting... Decipher the flirty clues your body betrays.

  Why is the productivity of Americans getting worse each year? It can be explained pretty simply... Porn on the job.

  She's hot; but that doesn't mean she can be crazy... Model pleads guilty to air rage.

  Workers fired for having sex on a desk. You mean you're not supposed to do that?

  Other News: Here's a vintage dumbass story... Man tries to put out his cigarette butt in a can of paint thinner. Oops.

  Impossible Trivia:
  Calico M-100 carbines with a scope attached were used as blaster weapons in what comedy movie?

  Answer: Spaceballs (1987)

  5/15/06

  We gotta get this guy in for Scary-O-Kee...
  Presenting Shane and his cringe-inspiring rendition of "Open Arms" by Journey (with video).

  Connecticut police are asking residents to not be stupid... Rescue crews warning motorists to steer clear of flooded roads. Think!

  As The Wigmaster would say... Yowza! '06 Hurricanes May Hit New Target: The Northeast.

  These are the kind of stories that keep The Hartford Courant among the more important newspapers in America... Military Ignoring Mental Illness.

  Heads up if you have a loved one that still needs to make their healthcare choice... Medicare Deadline Is Today.

  State says HOV lanes underutilized. That's because there's usually a jackass using the lane that refuses to break 55 miles per hour. Sad as it sounds... It's faster to use the regular lanes.

  Tony has had enough... British Prime Minister Tony Blair To Quit Next Summer.

  You can't make this stuff up... Ted Kennedy's Plane Struck By Lightning.

  Here's a list of the 2005 Top-10 Most Popular Baby Names for Boys and Girls. For the tenth year in a row Emily is the most popular girl's name.

  Entertainment News: O.J.'s White Bronco Prank Angers Murder Victim's Father.

  Our next guest on the phone was Ruth Crystal, The Angel Lady.
  She's a little nuts, but she always has entertaining "angel readings". She took phone calls until we ran out of time; and several people got to hear from their angels and the advice they had.
  If you want to find out more, or contact the Angel Lady check out her website.

  Music News: Art Garfunkel has escaped his latest marijuana charge... Art speaks to students at two high schools about maintaining a healthy lifestyle.

  Music News: Cool! This is something you may want to check out... 'Emerging Avant-Pop': From Charles Ives to Frank Zappa.

  Music News: Alice Cooper has been presented with the key to the city of Alice, North Dakota.

  Music News: James Hetfield slams rock 'n' roll drug culture. Ha. Of all the people to bash drug use - Hetfield? Classic.

  "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" Cha-ching! Chris Tucker to pocket $25 million for 'Rush Hour 3'.

  How pathetic is it that the National Security Agency has to step into American Idol voting? NSA Resolves Idol Voting Controversy.

  To kick off "Bike Week" on the show we've got our good friends Chris and Tom from Zane's Cycles.
  Chris and Tom hooked us up again this year with 5 bikes to giveaway for Bike Week. Everyday this week we'll be giving away a cool bike; so listen for your chance to win! If you need to get a bike we can't recommend enough that you see Chris and Tom at Zane's Cycles. Thanks guys!

  Ready for Cold War II: The Wrath of Putin? Putin calls USA 'a hungry wolf that eats and listens to no one'.

  Here's an interesting concept... BaggageDirect Helps Make Sure Bags are on Time.

  Should movie theaters sell beer? In a word... YES!

  Beware of Tripod-Men! Sunbathing naked or topless poses great danger for women.

  Impossible Trivia:
  What was the first film with a computer animated title character?

  Answer: Casper (1995)
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