4/4/03

We've been waiting for this for two weeks; and now it's time...

Today Megan will be honoring our Oscar bet. All five of us were given one of the movies for Best Picture at this year's Oscars. Whichever movie won meant that that person lost; and they would have to do something stupid....
Megan had Chicago; so this morning around 8:00 Megan will be out at the Shell station off Exit 40 of 95 in Milford wearing a scuba outfit and yelling "save the lobsters" to oncoming traffic.
Does it make any sense? Hell no; and that's why we're doing it. It's just silly. If you're in the Milford area around 8 go see Megan!

Join us tomorrow for the taping of our first TV commercial! We'll get started at 10am at the Westfield Shopping Town Connecticut Post. If you want to be in the commercial come on down in costume, or have a funny 5 second slogan about Chaz & AJ to say on camera. See you there!

Here is our nominee for Loser of the Week: The Town Council of Fieldsboro New Jersey has banned yellow ribbons or any displays of support for the war in public places. Can you believe this? WTF?

First The Dixie Chicks, and now Pearl Jam: Dozens of fans walked out of a Pearl Jam concert after lead singer Eddie Vedder took a mask of President Bush and impaled it on a microphone stand.

It's the first naked woman ad for PETA we don't want to see: Former 'American Idol' contestant Vanessa Olivera sheds clothes for PETA. No thank you.

National Guard battalion commander being relieved of command for streaking outside barracks.

There's just too much money to be made baby... Fourth Austin Powers movie in the works.

Does anyone have this on tape? Mike Tyson sings on Jimmy Kimmel Show last night. This must have been hysterical.

Sopranos news: Sopranos actor busted for offering animal tranquilliser to a cop. Fuhgetaboutit.

All-righty-then: Amsterdam madam sets up school for prostitutes.

Only in Colorado: Student Suspended For Calling Playground Game 'Gay'.

4/3/03

New to the show starting today...
From now on you can reach us anytime we're on the air. You can find us on AOL Instant Messenger at the name ChazandAJ. If you can't get through on the phone instant message us!

Our very special guest in the studio today was Joe Ganim. Today is one of his final days as the Mayor of Bridgeport.
Joe talked about the trial experience, his relationships with the people of Bridgeport, and his plans for appeal. He was a class act and it was a really informative hour.
Thank You Joe!

Using this article as the starting point, we asked you to call in the names of streets with funny names. Here are some of the names we got...

Congratulations to Connecticut's own Chantele Doucette! She won last night on Star Search in the Adult Singer category. We've spoken with her on the air a few times; and she promised to call us when she won. Hopefully we'll talk to her at some point today or tomorrow.

Woah... Oregon law would jail anti-war protestors a minimum of 25 years. This story is NOT a joke.

Rock on Jessica! POW Reportedly Fought Captors With Gun.

Music News: Sharon Osbourne winning her fight with cancer.

Ha-ha! Schoolboy sneaks into girls' changing room, gets stuck behind wall. D'oh!

4/2/03

Good Morning! We're starting a brand new segment on the show this morning... Meet the Mayor; and what better way to get started than with the Mayor of New Haven John DeStefano!

We talked with the mayor about his plans to run again, the latest New Haven happenings, and he even fielded a few questions from listeners about the Coliseum.

Our new feature Meet the Mayor will be every Wednesday morning at 7am... until we run out of mayors.

This is a lot of fun... Songs that are Guilty Pleasures. The kind of songs you're ashamed to admit you love; but you love anyway. Check out the Top 20 from VH1.
Is there a song that should be on this list that isn't? Let us know! Call us up at 203-882-WPLR or E-mail your favorite Guilty Pleasure Song to us!

Actor Robert Conrad arrested for DUI. D'oh!

Brewer to dump kegs of beer into Great Salt Lake.

Our nomination for the best AOL burn of the year: US Congressman says, "America must stop giving away citizenship like free AOL hours".

We offer this selection in the public interest... Panties that Massage as you Move.

We spoke with Dr. Cathy Phillips from Branford about an upcoming fundraiser she's putting together for the victims of the Station Nightclub fire in Rhode Island. Many of the survivors are badly hurt and need our help.
If you'd like to attend the fundraiser this Sunday, or if you'd like to make a financial contribution to help the victims, please contact Dr. Phillips at clpec487@aol.com

4/1/03

Be Prepared. Today is April Fools Day. This is your only warning...

We've been taking your phone calls of the best April Fools pranks ever. If you have a funny April Fools story call us up at 203-882-WPLR or E-mail your story to us!

We're psyched to say that the Operation Morale Boost CDs are on their way to Iraq. The CDs came out great and once again we want to thank everyone who called us with well wishes for the troops. If you missed the show on Friday you can listen to Operation Morale Boost here!

Who said cartoon violence doesn't influence us in our daily lives? Doctor hits patient with frying pan. Twice.

Here's a classic: PETA made a mistake translating one of their slogans; so in spanish slang it means: Discharge sperm. Way to go!

Connecticut is featured in today's dumbass news: Sign that your "lawyer" might not really be a lawyer: You want a restraining order against your ex...he calls your ex and says he'll kick his ass if he doesn't stay away. All-righty! Conencticut ass-kicking justice! Hell ya!

God Bless America! Playboy plans "Operation Playmate" for US Troops.

Keep it down, Paul, the Pope's trying to sleep!

These special parking lots have been around forever, but only now are they getting recognition: Parking lots of love.

From the Drudge Report this morning: Madonna cancels her new music video that features transvestte soldiers and a grenade thrown in George Bush's lap because she doesn't want to offending anyone.

Woah... Winners of the owner-dog lookalike contest.

Here's the headline of the day... New Jersey town surrenders to beaver.

We were discussing the Top 10 Foolish Americans according to a new survey. We want to crown the champion with your votes...

3/31/03

Good Morning! We've got some good news and some bad news...
The Bad News: The Uconn Men are out of the NCAA Basketball Tournament
The Good News: The Uconn Women are still kickin' butt in the NCAA Basketball Tournament
and...
Today is opening day of baseball season!

We did two rounds of Neighbors from Hell this morning. We thought we had some nasty neighbors... but you guys had some real stories. Thanks for the calls!

A heads up for the Cash Song of the Hour this week...
If you're the ninth caller in for the Cash Song of the Hour this week you'll not only get 100 bucks in cash and be entered to win that gorgerous Harley V-Rod motorcycle; you'll also get a pair of tickets to see The Doors 21st Century at the Oakdale on Monday April 28th! Hell ya!

Reporters traveling with U.S. military complain about having their phones which can be tracked by Iraqi satellites banned.

We discussed career ending moments based off of journalist Peter Arnett being fired for saying some not-so-nice things about the US on Iraqi television. What was he thinking? D'uh!

Here's another example of a career ending moment... from the New York Post today: The Columbia University professor who said he hopes the U.S. military suffers "a million Mogadishus" is getting bashed by university alumni and big-name donors. Think people think!

Wonder if Jay Leno has a snappy line for this story: Leno fans getting cars burglarized while attending tapings.